Reed says First Half of 2017 Edition

Mom "Did you hit Kieran with the hulk hammer?"
Reed "No."
Mom "Reed, I saw you hit him."
Reed "Mom that wasn't a Hulk hammer, it's Thor's hammer!!!"

Out of nowhere one evening Reed said "I'm a boy, Kier's a boy, Dad's a boy, and you're outnumbered!"

Reed found Kieran's beloved blue blankie after I had put him down for a nap, he asked if I would take it to Keir. When I told him he was a sweet brother. He replied "I do what I can."

We were watching an Arsenal game when the opposing team scored a goal to go ahead. Reed immediately asked Jon "why did they score an unequalizer?"

On the car ride home from school I asked Reed what he thought about having breakfast for lunch. He replied "Mom you just blew my mind!"

On one of the first warm days this spring I came out wearing shorts. Reed asked me "why are your legs sticking out more than usual?"

We were talking about how much fun the boys were having with Lyla and Jon said
"Tio and C have some good kids huh?" To which Reed replied "we don't know what Zach's gonna be like yet."

We were at Starbucks and Reed started grabbing me and pointing at a lady sitting outside saying "Mom, that thing is on fire in her mouth!" FYI it was a lady smoking a cigarette.

Reed is always asking if we are going to have more kids and one day we were explaining we aren't having anymore kids and that he probably won't be getting anymore cousins either. Reed immediately says well "Uncle Kyle can't have another girl baby, I already have four girl cousins and that would be too many to look out for."

Before Reed lost his first tooth he was very concerned about what the Tooth Fairy would be giving him. Finally I found out that he had been getting conflicting information that had really confused him. "What are you supposed to get when you loose a tooth? In Peppa Pig she gets a coin, in Paw Patrol Alex gets a ball, and in Super Why Wyatt gets a toothbrush."

We found some Everything Bagels that Reed could have and I was explaining how they had "everything" in them when Reed interjected saying "well they don't have blueberries and Mom they can't have everything if I can eat them because I'm allergic to lots of things!"